How should you respond when nude photos of your best friend get leaked? I asked myself this just a few weeks ago when the dignity of someone very close to me was violated.

Meet Oscar. He’s not the typical Palo Alto resident. He never applied to Stanford, nor is it likely that he ever will. He does not know how to code. Nor has he ever stepped foot in Whole Foods. This is because Oscar has no feet with which to take steps. Instead, Oscar was born with four paws.