Get Your Head in the Game

Quotes from an Ethnographic Survey

Article by Mariana Martin Art by Jake Greenblatt

Dicks*

  • Actually seem like you’re enjoying yourself

    • This is very important — it’s hard to enjoy head when the person going down on you seems disgusted

    • Dicks have feelings too!- 

  • Balls are slept on

    • Provide ball support — cupping, squeezing, some mouth action

  • If you choke on it, don’t fret; it's not embarrassing, its an ego boost and feels good on the dick

  • Don’t use your damn teeth, that shit hurts

  • Unhinging your jaw, whatever that means, makes things better for all parties

  • Most of the nerve endings are at the tip, and also where the tip meets the shaft is pretty sensitive

    • HOWEVER, some dicks prefer the tip, others prefer the whole thing in your mouth

  • For some penises, the urethra is an excellent idea

  • Some tongue action is nice

  • Spit on that thing

    • You don’t want to give them rug burn

  • Put your hand at the base of your mouth

    • This way you can provide pleasure to more of the dick and you won’t have to put as much of it in your mouth

      • Make sure that hand has some lubrication

  • Your time down there: should not be 100% dick, kiss around and shit

  • Tasteful eye contact — don’t be creepy

  • You want consistency in your rhythm, but also periodically change it up

  • Giving head is a bit of a breath exercise

  • If they are responding positively to what you are doing, don’t switch it up

  • Have fun with it

    • BE A TEASE

    • Build-up is really important

    • Give them a show

    • Make it seem like you’re gonna give them the best head and if you don’t, they’ll still fuck you really good

Pussies*

  • First things first, you wanna be going down on that pussy

  • There is some stamina required

    • Prepare yourself for the time commitment

    • Get into a comfortable position

    • Set yourself up for success

  • If you’re not at all familiar, there’s a taste — prepare yourself for that

    • It can get you the first time!

  • A large percentage is building up and teasing, you want them so aroused they’re begging for it

    • Like 70% is the build-up or some shit

    • ^ before even making it to the pussy

  • When you finally make it to the pussy, start slow and then think about building on speed and intensity and variation in motion

    • Up and down, side to side, etc.

  • Give it some air

    • The push and pull, the in-between

    • Treat it like a Bruno song

  • A nation is not limited to just the capital

    • The surrounding areas are highly pleasurable, give them special attention

      • Kiss the inner thighs

      • A bikini line hickey is hot

  • Lick the whole thing and then find your way to the clit

  • Flat tongue is definitely better

    • Don’t be jabbing that shit

  • The clitoris is shaped like a wishbone

    • Goes down further and takes up a larger surface area than you might think

  • There are pleasure areas other than the clitoris

    • The labias deserve attention (especially if they’re outies)

    • The area between the clit and the vagina hole (so like the urethra area) is a well-kept secret that shouldn’t be a secret

  • Moaning, the vibrations down there are pleasurable

  • Suck more!!!!

    • Sucking is hardly ever spoken about, but more people need to be doing it

  • Don’t eat ass then go to the vagina

    • PEMDAS, there’s an order to be followed

  • No teeth, please.

  • Make sure you get consent before adding fingers to the mix

  • If they are responding positively to what you are doing, don’t switch it up

*This goes for everyone: it’s sexy to verbalize what you like and don’t like AND it’s sexy to ask and listen. Do as you’re told. Communication is sexy, think about it.*