Quotes from an Ethnographic Survey
Article by Mariana Martin Art by Jake Greenblatt
Dicks*
Actually seem like you’re enjoying yourself
This is very important — it’s hard to enjoy head when the person going down on you seems disgusted
Dicks have feelings too!-
Balls are slept on
Provide ball support — cupping, squeezing, some mouth action
If you choke on it, don’t fret; it's not embarrassing, its an ego boost and feels good on the dick
Don’t use your damn teeth, that shit hurts
Unhinging your jaw, whatever that means, makes things better for all parties
Most of the nerve endings are at the tip, and also where the tip meets the shaft is pretty sensitive
HOWEVER, some dicks prefer the tip, others prefer the whole thing in your mouth
For some penises, the urethra is an excellent idea
Some tongue action is nice
Spit on that thing
You don’t want to give them rug burn
Put your hand at the base of your mouth
This way you can provide pleasure to more of the dick and you won’t have to put as much of it in your mouth
Make sure that hand has some lubrication
Your time down there: should not be 100% dick, kiss around and shit
Tasteful eye contact — don’t be creepy
You want consistency in your rhythm, but also periodically change it up
Giving head is a bit of a breath exercise
If they are responding positively to what you are doing, don’t switch it up
Have fun with it
BE A TEASE
Build-up is really important
Give them a show
Make it seem like you’re gonna give them the best head and if you don’t, they’ll still fuck you really good
Pussies*
First things first, you wanna be going down on that pussy
There is some stamina required
Prepare yourself for the time commitment
Get into a comfortable position
Set yourself up for success
If you’re not at all familiar, there’s a taste — prepare yourself for that
It can get you the first time!
A large percentage is building up and teasing, you want them so aroused they’re begging for it
Like 70% is the build-up or some shit
^ before even making it to the pussy
When you finally make it to the pussy, start slow and then think about building on speed and intensity and variation in motion
Up and down, side to side, etc.
Give it some air
The push and pull, the in-between
Treat it like a Bruno song
A nation is not limited to just the capital
The surrounding areas are highly pleasurable, give them special attention
Kiss the inner thighs
A bikini line hickey is hot
Lick the whole thing and then find your way to the clit
Flat tongue is definitely better
Don’t be jabbing that shit
The clitoris is shaped like a wishbone
Goes down further and takes up a larger surface area than you might think
There are pleasure areas other than the clitoris
The labias deserve attention (especially if they’re outies)
The area between the clit and the vagina hole (so like the urethra area) is a well-kept secret that shouldn’t be a secret
Moaning, the vibrations down there are pleasurable
Suck more!!!!
Sucking is hardly ever spoken about, but more people need to be doing it
Don’t eat ass then go to the vagina
PEMDAS, there’s an order to be followed
No teeth, please.
Make sure you get consent before adding fingers to the mix
If they are responding positively to what you are doing, don’t switch it up
*This goes for everyone: it’s sexy to verbalize what you like and don’t like AND it’s sexy to ask and listen. Do as you’re told. Communication is sexy, think about it.*